what the zip?
Anyone else get a message from the “Tumblr Entrepreneur Association” with a non functioning link to a mysterious article?
I hate snakes with every cell in my heart, but man, this guy’s kinda cute, you know? Like maybe he wouldn’t suck forth every ounce of your life force as you slept.
(via special-treats)
Everyone, I am going to be posting two rebuttals to the the posts Gabe and Tycho made on the Penny Arcade website. This is the first; the second, addressed to Tycho, will follow soon after.
Usually when I write this sort of thing, I simply dash off whatever anger-filled response comes…
Much like the “like” button on facebook, I hate that the only way to show support or approval of a post on tumblr is to “love it”. I don’t love that FNPA has had to fight so f-ing hard for some sort of understanding to permeate the skulls of the chuckling purveyors of “rape comedy”, but I love the well thought out, pretty even keeled response to what is essentially the defendant deciding the trial is over.
MY FAMILY IRLOh you know…. Just chilling with the family during Christmas.
MY GOD MY GOD. SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED.
(Source: dont-break-the-circle, via disturbingimages)
“The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.”
What the…what? WHAT?
(via michelledeluca)
I just bet it does. I want to take Michelle Deluca out for a drink. She gets me.
There is a company that makes your pets into rugs.
There is a company because there is a demand.
There is a demand because Florida exists.
Lets Circumcise Florida.
there’s nothing really left to say except I can’t find a website for the place so I hope it’s a hoax.
from Pic Unrelated
I have nothing to add. Nothing CAN be added. It is finished.
