Look at me, I’m 39. BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY CAKE. BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY CAKE.
what the zip?
Anyone else get a message from the “Tumblr Entrepreneur Association” with a non functioning link to a mysterious article?
It’s true.
My new favorite meme.
Bitches love memes.
My new favorite advice dog spin off. mostly because I like animals in ties.
You know that the end times are approaching when someone yells Konnichiwa Bitches during a moment of silence for Japan at the Meadowlands.
A stunning portrait of one of the finest lap giraffes, from the finest purveyors of lap giraffes, Sokoblovsky Farms
Can’t get enough quote stuff. Quotes quotes quotes
Sometimes I love The Onion because the articles are not only often funny and topical, but just darn adorable. I love the thought of birds signing release forms.
Just a quick thought as I sit here mired in self pity
Whomever said “do what you love and the money will follow” can’t possibly have loved acting or writing.
My favorite motto from the mincing mockingbird
Chapter 1145 of: Men Tell You How To Please Them
Over at a darling blog called: Just West of Crunchy , a MAN, namely Josh West, makes a post called “Thank You For Menstruating” in which he tells us that menstruation is “what makes a woman a woman” and taking HBC to not have your period isn’t NAAAATURAL and HE’D really be HAPPIER if all you GALS would just suffer through the crippling cramps, PMDD, and other horrific symptoms every month. Because also:
Your body is a million times more complex and interconnected than any Ferrari.
That’s right everyone, women are comparable to cars! But don’t worry, he’s a feminist, his wife tells us so while she lets us know that while she didn’t want to breastfeed her child, he PRODDED and buried her in pamphlets of evidence, basically bullying a woman into choosing HIS choice.
Don’t bother trying to respond, they’ve disabled comments because they don’t want anyone with a contrary opinion challenging their full-of-holes-science. The women commenting that “OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT GUY! I WISH MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE YOU. I LOVE YOU!” are no doubt fueling his e-hardon, and their comments are welcomed.
One other thing that I loved. When a smart woman wondered aloud what he’d think if he menstruated, just once, his reply was:
I once watched an entire season of Gilmore Girls on DVD without a break. That’s got to count for something, right?
OOOOhh my sides. I mean, it’s funny because it’s true, right gals? HAHAHA.
No.
When life become a LIIIITLE too inceptiony
