snuh:

a-wild-penis

Awwww.  I love pigeons.  I have a Bert-like affinity for them.

snuh:

a-wild-penis

Awwww.  I love pigeons.  I have a Bert-like affinity for them.

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an oldie but a goodie, one of my favorite macros.

an oldie but a goodie, one of my favorite macros.

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SHPLADAM!

SHPLADAM!

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My new favorite advice dog spin off.  mostly because I like animals in ties.

thedailywhat:

Twitter Account of the Day: The Bronx Zoo’s escaped Egyptian cobra has a Twitter account because of course it does.
[context / thanks christopher!]

The ultimate showdown will be when BronxZoosCobra meets common_squirrel Their battle will be legendary.

thedailywhat:

Twitter Account of the Day: The Bronx Zoo’s escaped Egyptian cobra has a Twitter account because of course it does.

[context / thanks christopher!]

The ultimate showdown will be when BronxZoosCobra meets common_squirrel Their battle will be legendary.

(Source: thedailywhat)

A stunning portrait of one of the finest lap giraffes, from the finest purveyors of lap giraffes, Sokoblovsky Farms

A stunning portrait of one of the finest lap giraffes, from the finest purveyors of lap giraffes, Sokoblovsky Farms

f’real yo

f’real yo

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Sometimes I love The Onion because the articles are not only often funny and topical,  but just darn adorable. I love the thought of birds signing release forms.

don’t know why, don’t know how…but I LOVE this.

don’t know why, don’t know how…but I LOVE this.

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Tags: meme dog funny

electrical-soil:

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This made me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen in a looooooong time.  A LONG TIME.

electrical-soil:

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This made me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen in a looooooong time.  A LONG TIME.

In other words Carol, I’m broke and I work at Joann Fabrics on Thursdays.
comicallyvintage:

 Cheap Date.

In other words Carol, I’m broke and I work at Joann Fabrics on Thursdays.

comicallyvintage:

 Cheap Date.

I am both lol’ing and profoundly ashamed.

I am both lol’ing and profoundly ashamed.

(Source: fuckyeahsociallylazysloth)

thedailywhat:

Schadenfreude of the Day: Lady fall down go boom.

[gothamist.]

let me tell you something. I was having the worst fucking day in a long time. Then I watched this and laughed out loud for the first time in days.  God bless pratfalls.

(Source: thedailywhat)