animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN PARIS FOR A CONFERENCE AND I COULDN’T RESIST. I HAVE THESE PERFECT LITTLE PEARLS THAT DANE BOUGHT ME WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED AND A CHANEL CLUTCH, PLUS THESE LITTLE YELLOW LOUBOUTINS THAT ARE ABSOLUTE MURDER ON MY ARCHES BUT GOD DO THEY LOOK DIVINE.

FINISH YOUR CHARDONNAY AND I’LL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU. YOU’LL LOVE THEM.

Chardonnay? What am I a sorority pledge?  Can I get a pinot noir up in here?

fuckyeahchihuahua:

spring is in the air!

on a car ride with my mommy :)

Oh it’s so perfect.  If only my chihuahua could be trusted not to jump right out the window…

fuckyeahchihuahua:

how would you like it if I wrapped you up like a burrito, wouldn’t be too funny would it!

puparazzi:

chihuahua burrito by staceyjoy

Let me be honest.  I’m so tired and achy tonight that I’d relish someone wrapping me up like a burrito and leaving me in front of the television with a straw and a diet coke.

fuckyeahdogs:

thatssonyc:

(via mokastet )

I can’t even see his face,but based on the “chihuahua sling” I’m in love with this guy.

fuckingdelicious:

Look, dangling-fucking-delicious-shit-right-out-of-reach motherfucker, I’m fucking cute as balls, so fork that shit over!

via fuckyeahchihuahua via mamarica

Holy hell people. Avert your eyes from the cuteness.

fuckyeahdogs:

theanimalblog:

say what? (via &who;)

Janine? Sorry about the bugeyes thing, I’ll be in my office.